If you are just considering starting up a relationship from a distance, then you should seriously consider long distance dating advice before you make this commitment.

After losing to Rosenberg, despite the odds favoring his hand 7-1, Gold invites us to some fine-dining, where I get a lesson in wine from the poker star and a promise that he’ll take my friends and I on my first trip to Vegas. It must have been a long night for Gold, because when Dante Stallworth sends over a round of tequila shots from a few tables down, I look over to see Gold asleep at the table. I snap a few pics for proof.

The gold digger wants you to think you’re not good enough for her, and that you need to work to impress her. Going along with that idea is a surefire way to pay for her company, and furthermore, to go home empty-handed at the end of the night. They will string you along knowing that the minute they give it up, their free paychecks may very well stop coming.

“As time goes by and we prove ourselves as a spot that can sell tickets and become respected as a key midlevel venue, I think we can expect a lot of big things for when people route through,” Bodine said.

“Good move,” he says when I raise on a pair of Sixes. But he quickly puts me in my place on the next hand when I call a $300 raise with a Queen, Ten in my hand. “Stupid move. What were you thinking?” After the game we decide to head out with Gold and his crew to Tao. The place is packed but a path is immediately cleared for us with Gold leading the way. Lance Bass, P. Diddy, Danny Masterson and Jamie Kennedy are among the crowd as I kick off my first night at Sundance.

Pier 23 is located in the hear of the Embarcadero in San Francisco and is right on the bay. From the outside, it looks like a total t-shirt country, but the back patio is awesome. The food is marginal, but you can’t beat the view and the company. And if you forget your hat, the good folks at Pier 23 will be happy to lend you one of the house straw ones.

The Dame’s old neighbor, Buster’s, is opening soon after The Dame closes on Aug. 23. And Nick Sprouse, The Dame’s talent buyer and general manager, said had Buster’s not been opening, he would not have closed. But he feels like The Dame’s void will be filled.