They don’t care what you think because they are to busy spending their millions of dollars that they have earned with their talent. While you think you have talent, and decide to express yourself in the form of a poorly written blog that five of your friends read, because you guilt them into it.

“Great Gatsby” Halloween Celebration (October 28, 6-9 p.m.; 21 and over): Singles in the City Social Network is hosting this Roaring 20s party at Tantra in Mt. Pleasant. Food, drinks and music will be there. The event is $10 in advance and $15 at the door.

“I like playing between comedians and burlesque performers. I am glad that it’s not your typical singer/songwriter night, where you redo the coffee house set. ‘Hey, here’s all my songs and they’re all really important.’ That stuff always bums me out when I see it. I’m not interested in anyone else doing that and I don’t want to do it to myself,” said Cody Wyoming, musician of Miss America and Golden Hearted Whores.

I happened to be downtown Nashville on a slow Sunday night looking for a place that was hopping. Much to my surprise a friend and I discovered this little world of its own. What drew us in were the half naked beautiful bartenders dancing on the bar and singing karaoke. The crowd is welcome to participate in karaoke just not dancing on the bar. It was packed with all types of people from college students to young professionals. This is a fun energy filled atmosphere. It is very casual. A Coors Light will run you $4 and a mixed drink $6.

Obviously there’s nothing wrong with any of these things by themselves, but you need to take the whole picture in and say to yourself, is this a girl who I can see being just as happy staying in one night and just watching a movie, or perhaps an off night at a t-shirt country!? If you can’t imagine that, you might very well have yourself a gold digger.

Thirty minutes later I’m at the final table. Former players, camera crews and viewers surround the table as my heart races. After making a stupid call with a King, Ten, I’m nearly out of the game. On the next hand I’m dealt a Three, Five. One player goes all in and another guy calls. With just a few chips left, I have no choice but to go all in. We turn over the cards. The two players reveal they both have Ace, King. I nearly duck with shame when I show my measly Three, Five. Then the flop. Before I can even look at the cards, the crowd goes nuts and everyone stand-up to cheer! I just got a straight on the flop. I’m still in the game. I hold my own a little longer and end up placing fifth in the competition.

Modern-day dating in Orlando can be a challenge, but it doesn’t have to be a nightmare. As matchmakers across the country can attest, little decisions can make or break a date. So the next time you’re stepping out with someone for the first time, pay attention to every gesture, put on a positive attitude, and give your date a chance.

Luckily, the only requirement for being a club promoter is to get people to show up to clubs. If you talk to the manager of the club and get to know him, you can get all sorts of benefits which make you the “guy to know” for all those hot club chicks.