Located inside the courtyard between Dixie Gammage Hall & West Hall at ASU. This hard-to-find, low trafficked spot is a great place for a romantic lunch or time alone, reading a book in the sun.

“I like to do things that you can’t see at other shows. Last week we had the Kansas City Juggler’s Club and they brought several guys and did all these crazy tricks and shenanigans. There was a guy laying on the floor juggling knives by his face. Love it. You can’t go anywhere else and see that,” said Farrand.

A further unwritten rule of dressing for stand-up is “Don’t use shorts to a comedy club.” Comedy clubs want to set on a specialized stand-up comedy present and they are inclined to search down on even brand name new comedians who walk on stage donning shorts. If you’re walking on stage at a comedy club often use pants… (I suggest very long pants).

The bartenders at t-shirt country are some of the best I’ve encountered, both here in North Carolina and Virginia. They know how to make a drink, at that, one that isn’t just ice with a splash of liquor. The biggest selling point would have to be their prices. Tap beers are usually $3, PBR is always on special at $2 Sundays-Thursdays and $2.50 Friday and Saturday, house liquors are usually $4-$5 and whatever concoction on special is under $5. It’s hard to complain when $25 can go such a long way.

They don’t care what you think because they are to busy hanging out with other celebrities and going to posh parties where they drink Dom Perignon. While you go to a party hosted by a friend of someone you work with in a studio apartment and drink warm Keystone Light.

Bounce Deuce (103 2nd Ave. #1, bet. E. 6th and 7th, East Village, Da City) : Great East Village location. Food is suprisingly decent and the drinks are reasonable. Lots of both sexes mingle here, so after the game the real game will commence. Plenty of tv’s everywhere and great vibe.

The Ramp is Pier 23’s slightly less uppity first cousin. Also located on the bay, it’s located in a slightly edgier part of town south of AT&T Park. But the sun is just as good and there’s actually more room here so you won’t mind the wait. And because of the locale, there’s a heckuva lot more parking.

Online dating has been a little slow. Three days away and not even a wink to show for my (lack of) efforts. Do the men online somehow know that my life is in a state of upheaval? Can they smell the unraveling of my home, the destruction of my sense of place? Do they want a girl that is the ultimate vagabond? I said I’d never live on a couch ever again. But seriously, the situation was that terrible.